Monday, February 23, 2004

Limericks for Conservatives With Designs on Evil

On Sean Hannity's Deliver Us From Evil

It’s clear that Sean Hannity
Has no grip on his sanity
But if his prayer were heard
And evil were purged
Oh what it would do for his vanity!

But the liberals are rightly aflame
Since his doctrine is clearly insane
Terror equals liberal?
How mighty uncivil!
Hannity’s gone bonkers again!

On Perle & Frum's An End to Evil

Oh joy, oh great delight!
The end of all evil’s in sight!
Thanks to the gents Perle and Frum,
The war against terror is won
And we can all sleep soundly tonight!

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