Some choice examples:
Is it like a swan, with every feather above the water settled, but under the water paddling like crazy?Feel free to contribute your own. For example, in honor of the Dan, I told a friend who rises early, "You'll be up before the catfish are burping and swallows are chasing their tails around the maypole." Remember: Nothing says they hafta make any sense.
Now, ladies and gentleman, if you believe that, you'll believe rocks can grow.
We used to say if a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a handgun.