Friday, November 05, 2004

In the Spirit of Bipartisanship

May I humbly suggest that George Bush make the following appointments to his cabinet:

1. Secretary of State - Bill Maher

2. Attorney General - Willie Nelson

3. Secretary of Education - Richard Dawkins

4. National Security Advisor - George Carlin

5. Ambassador to the United Nations - Sean Penn

6. Ambassador to Antartica - Zell Miller

(Mostly kidding, though I'm particularly fond of ideas 3 and 6.)

No comments: