May I humbly suggest that George Bush make the following appointments to his cabinet:
1. Secretary of State - Bill Maher
2. Attorney General - Willie Nelson
3. Secretary of Education - Richard Dawkins
4. National Security Advisor - George Carlin
5. Ambassador to the United Nations - Sean Penn
6. Ambassador to Antartica - Zell Miller
(Mostly kidding, though I'm particularly fond of ideas 3 and 6.)
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