This must be the quote of the year thus far: "I'm glad I serve a God who can work through my pants."
But you *gotta* read the whole thing: an 83 year-old Pentecostal preacher gets into a scuffle with two sisters - ages 46 and 64 - over the fact that they came into his church wearing blue jeans.
"You're not wearing pants in my church, you demon," the preacher apparently said as he came down from his pulpit to mete out his justice upon these sinful ladies.
Part of me thinks, what have they got in the water up there in Tennessee? Part of me thinks, man, I woulda paid to see that!