Abomination!

Yes, if you haven't seen this already: Know that God Hates Shrimp.

These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.

And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you. - Leviticus 11:9 & 10

I know that all the fine Christians who abhor homosexuality as an abomination will also direct their disgust at those shrimp-eating decadents who haunt Red Lobster.