Some Loot, Others Forage

As the usual, The Onion proves brilliantly incisive, even during a time of national tragedy. From White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters:

Throughout the Gulf Coast, Caucasian suburbanites attempting to gather food and drink in the shattered wreckage of shopping districts have reported seeing African­Americans "looting snacks and beer from damaged businesses."

(Via Andy Sullivan.)