Monday, September 26, 2005

Hometown Hero

This guy from my home town survived a shark attack by punching the thing repeatedly until it left him alone. Yessir, that how we Perthites (Perthians?) get it done. (What do you call someone from Perth? I have no idea and I was born and raised there.) ""I lifted my body out of the water," he said, "and I just got my fists and I remember what I'd read in the paper. I just started punching and I connected with its head." See. We read, too.

BTW, watch out ya'll, we're gradually taking over. Yes, we're a shark-punching, phone-throwing, croc-wrestling, auto asphyxiating* lot, and we're taking over. You heard it here first.

You doubt my words? Well, who owns News Corp?

*Admittedly, this trait may be counterproductive to the cause.

No comments: