Evidence

Here's the photo of me taken by the henna mugger lady. Note the smile on my face which says, "Hi, I'm a naive tourist in Marrakech. Please feel free to hit me up for some dirham." You can also see the fruits of her hurried labor in the larger version of the photo.

If the pic looks like it was taken by a Navy Seal, that's because the camera was accidentally set to "Nightshot," giving it that greenish night vision goggles look.

I guess I should count myself lucky the woman didn't run off with my camera, leaving me sitting on that stool with that silly smile on my face.