Translating the President

Text:

"We will consult, but let there be no misunderstanding: If Saddam Hussein does not fully disarm, for the safety of our people, and for the peace of the world, we will lead a coalition to disarm him."
- George Bush, Leader of the Western World, in his State of the Union address last night.

Translation:

“Well, if that there varmint don’t do what I like, well, sure, I’ll go talk with the Sheriff, but if the Sheriff says, let’s wait, well, tarnation, I ain’t gonna wait. No, I’m gonna round me up a posse and go lynch that no good rustler. Yee-haw!”
- George Bush, Cowboy of the Western World, in his State of My Ranch address yesterday evening.