Because You Are Neither Surly Nor Flamboyant

Of all places, CRACKED magazine offers this superlative, short-'n'-sweet explanation of why bands like My Chemical Romance are rubbish:

You think that in 20 years people will be performing karaoke to “Son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?” Or will they be screaming “Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?!” Epics are either really fun or kickass: you can either be funny and flamboyant like Queen or surly and awesome like Lynard Skynard.

Exactly!