This story about Geraldo Rivera's interview with Michael Jackson, wherein said "newsman" declares his confidence of the gloved one's innocence, ends with this stunning offer by Rivera: He will shave off his famous moustache if Jackson's declared guilty.
So, Geraldo, are you a blade kinda guy or an electric kinda guy?
Guess we'll probably find out.
(Aside: I'm willing to believe that MJ's just stuck in a Peter Pan phase and not really guilty . . . but the evidence does seem to be mounting.)